(What RS was thinking, so far our title is not justified completely, but a thread…..)
Rest of the day A and RS was wandering on roads aimlessly. A had asked RS about his decision. RS avoided the discussion. RS is confused, the impression he had of the college was not pleasant to him compare to his old days of graduation. He decided to drop the reasoning for ten days.
Day passed in just roaming, as this is RS’s life is all about.
RS is so tired next morning that he decided not to go anywhere, he picked a book to read. And then his mobile twinkled, he pressed OK button and before he could say anything, voice came from other side,” Dude Pintu here, well today we are going to a amusement park, come at RTC (their regular spot of meeting) soon.” RS,” But I don’t think I m coming because……!” From other side,” Look man we are going and you are coming, see you soon. We all are waiting for you.”
Pintu hasn’t wait for RS’s response and just cut the phone. RS looked himself in the mirror and thought,” Now what?” Reply came from inside,” What, what? Get ready and rock, reading and rest can be done some other day.”
RS reached RTC almost half an hour late, till then everybody from his group has arrived and cursing him. He tried to explain but Helicopter (One of his friend, name Mohit) said,” OK dude we all know that you will convince us any how, so let’s drop the issue and move.”
Everyone got on the road and suddenly someone shouted,” Hey come back, we will go later, first all come back.” It was Pintu, thing is that he has seen some girl who has just arrived at RTC and like always, Pintu is in love with this girl.
Now everyone is standing there and waiting for his love to attend eternal heights, where the love of Pintu need not to be in front of him. It may be a philosophy but from our point of view it is an obligation. Pintu is dear to all and he is an instant lover, moment he falls in love he is completely lost and all he can see the girl in front of him.
Now everyone is cursing him now, asking him to move but for him loving someone is like breathing, and who can live without breathing. He turned to all of us, while the girl was parking his Scooty, and said,” Friends, what do you think should I go and talk to her, what she will feel, am I looking good and smart, how should I start talking, should I ask her for coffee, what should I tell her about my education………Hey RS what do u say, what she must be doing graduation or she is a school girl……What should I do UG or PG,……..,……??????????’
Not to a great surprise for anyone standing there because this is the usual volley of questions which Pintu asks at least nine to ten times in a week and sometimes two or three times in a day. Everyone is at the zenith of boredom, some already started biting their nails because they felt that since million years they are waiting and many more million years are left.
One of them said,” Dude better we should move now? There is no chance of you with her.” And this was the biggest mistake one can do in front of him. Although everyone is trying to make him understand that let’s go, he argued on that.
He gave arguments like: this is not the last day of water resort, after fifteen minutes you can have the same fun as you can have now, this not the first time that we are going somewhere, and blah…..blah!
Then a wise person from the group admitted,” Dude we all know that we are not leaving you here, and you are not going to step back. So go and come back ASAP.”
Other’s just looked at the wise guy, Sid as they all just want to hit him with fire-ball.
Pintu approached girl and very politely,” May I park your vehicle, if you don’t mind.”
Girl,” No thanks, I will manage.”
“Actually people here have no sense of parking, and I am feeling very bad by seeing you struggling.”
“Really thanks a lot, I will take care of it.”
“Well I insist, please don’t fee; awkward.”
As the girl left the handle presuming the rescue ranger will take care of it, vehicle is on the ground because hero of the scene could not handle the load. This is the most embarrassing situation for a boy, so for Pintu, but he is the real gallant. He parked the vehicle anyhow and then talked with her for two minutes and then they walked in a restaurant. Everyone is stunned by the great performance and praise him. Thirty minutes passed but he is still inside. One of them decided,” Well guys we are having fun right here, right now.”
They called a boy who is passing by them and gave him five rupees and asked him to go to Pintu and ask him for some unpaid bill. Boy went inside and did as he asked to. Pintu,” OK so those beggars haven’t paid the bill. Well take my wallet and give any of them.”
Hopefully girl must have been impressed by his act. They returned Pintu empty wallet through the same boy. Till this moment they have called Neha ( a friend), she came and asked,” What’s the emergency?” after knowing the situation she went to Pintu.
Neha,” What the hell you think of yourself, like an idiot I am waiting for you and you are sitting with her. And by the way if I am your girlfriend then who is she? What is she doing here?”
Pintu is just recovering from this blast because before Neha’s arrival he was telling that girl that he has no friend who is girl, he murmured,” What are you saying?”
“What I am saying, you prick go and ask your friends, your cuisine, and your mother who gave me those bloody two hundred years old bangles. Too much heavy and junk.” Neha started sobbing. Pintu is paralyzed with her words, and the girl (still don’t know her name), confused what to do. She must be thinking that boy in front of him is who??
Angrily Neha walked out from there. Nobody knows what exactly happened inside but all were laughing their guts out, by imagining Pintu’s condition.
Then three from the group went inside just to brag Pintu’s generosity, and made him bore with their all energy, girl is sinking in depression because of them.
Waiter came up with bill, Pintu graciously opened his wallet and found nothing inside it. He came out to see his group but no one was there.
And shamelessly he asked,” Khushi, if you don’t mind can you land me hundred rupees? Actually my wallet is empty. I will pay you later.”
Khushi,” Why not, it’s OK.”
They came out and she went to her home.
Pintu found us and we laughed and laughed for an hour on him.
The plan of today, the amusement park everyone forgot.
Till the evening all were roaming here and there and trying to make plans for tomorrow.
(Story goes on…….)
Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Knowing Is Not Loving.
He was not astonished on the behavior of A, first heat and now the single line of those guys freaked him out. Finally they have found the cell, two girls are walking out through the door. A smiled and said,” Let’s rock man.”
RS was astonished of the fact that when whole college is empty what these two girls are doing in the classroom? Are they.....! well what so ever is the case, RS went to them and asked with his total charm (although his hair was messed up, and he is practically looking like an idiot), “Are you in MCA 1st year?”
Just imagine a person roasted with mud powder on him showing curtsy, seems like PR of hell.
One of the girl said,” yes.”
RS asked,” What is the status of the studies?” And Mr. A was looking both of them as they are the only left girls on the face of the earth.
Replied,” Classes have started, they are picking up the speed.”
They both looked at each other as they are asking to each other that why are we talking to such a messy guy? And A is holding all the strings of dumbness at that time, just to prove that he is a great admirer of girls.
Well it was an embarrassing situation at that time for RS.
Till this moment he has decided something in his mind. He just shook his head and said to those girls,” Well my name is Rohit…..”, one of the girl interrupted in between and said, ”Rohit…Rohit Sharma naaaaaaa?”
RS got shocked that how this girl knows my name, because the record of RS is not so good that someone should know him.
His reflex by tongue came out as,” Yes I am Rohit Sharma, but now what have I done?”
Both girls laughed and one said,” It is nothing like that but as your name is announced in the class for attendance, so I got your name.”
RS felt relieved about the face that she just knows my name not me.
She was speaking continuously as whole world is waiting for her to speak,” So when are you coming to college? Tomorrow we are celebrating Teacher’s day? Come tomorrow it will be a good start for you? And you will have fun?”
And she was going on and on, and RS was stuck on her, RS and A both were just watching her lip and hand movements, they are not getting anything. And RS was sure that this girl does not mind the person who does not listen to her; all she needs is “Speaking.”
To conclude RS asked,” Will they serve lunch also for students?”
And girls were stunned by this response and went in utter silent. And RS was also thinking that who talks like this when meeting someone for first time. A has already walked away from the crime scene.
Well somehow they got escaped from the situation, although A was not at all in the favor of this. But RS has successfully insured that now these girls would not talk to him ever.
A,” Are you insane, they were only praise worthy elements in this ruin and you were asking them about lunch? Don’t you get food at your home?”
“Man angels have just passed and you were asking for free lunch coupons? You are top-class-high-cultured hungry guy, who wears only brands but worried about the free food. You know because of you people UN keeps us in the list of starving nations.”
RS,” It has happened, can we talk something else now? Well you know I think we should go to canteen, let’s see what sort of menu they have?”
Now A, anyhow controlled himself and said,” Do you want to come here for eating or studying.......no for chic-seeing, for what man?”
RS is thinking something very deeply.
They walked towards canteen.
(What RS was thinking, so far our title is not justified completely, but a thread…..)
RS was astonished of the fact that when whole college is empty what these two girls are doing in the classroom? Are they.....! well what so ever is the case, RS went to them and asked with his total charm (although his hair was messed up, and he is practically looking like an idiot), “Are you in MCA 1st year?”
Just imagine a person roasted with mud powder on him showing curtsy, seems like PR of hell.
One of the girl said,” yes.”
RS asked,” What is the status of the studies?” And Mr. A was looking both of them as they are the only left girls on the face of the earth.
Replied,” Classes have started, they are picking up the speed.”
They both looked at each other as they are asking to each other that why are we talking to such a messy guy? And A is holding all the strings of dumbness at that time, just to prove that he is a great admirer of girls.
Well it was an embarrassing situation at that time for RS.
Till this moment he has decided something in his mind. He just shook his head and said to those girls,” Well my name is Rohit…..”, one of the girl interrupted in between and said, ”Rohit…Rohit Sharma naaaaaaa?”
RS got shocked that how this girl knows my name, because the record of RS is not so good that someone should know him.
His reflex by tongue came out as,” Yes I am Rohit Sharma, but now what have I done?”
Both girls laughed and one said,” It is nothing like that but as your name is announced in the class for attendance, so I got your name.”
RS felt relieved about the face that she just knows my name not me.
She was speaking continuously as whole world is waiting for her to speak,” So when are you coming to college? Tomorrow we are celebrating Teacher’s day? Come tomorrow it will be a good start for you? And you will have fun?”
And she was going on and on, and RS was stuck on her, RS and A both were just watching her lip and hand movements, they are not getting anything. And RS was sure that this girl does not mind the person who does not listen to her; all she needs is “Speaking.”
To conclude RS asked,” Will they serve lunch also for students?”
And girls were stunned by this response and went in utter silent. And RS was also thinking that who talks like this when meeting someone for first time. A has already walked away from the crime scene.
Well somehow they got escaped from the situation, although A was not at all in the favor of this. But RS has successfully insured that now these girls would not talk to him ever.
A,” Are you insane, they were only praise worthy elements in this ruin and you were asking them about lunch? Don’t you get food at your home?”
“Man angels have just passed and you were asking for free lunch coupons? You are top-class-high-cultured hungry guy, who wears only brands but worried about the free food. You know because of you people UN keeps us in the list of starving nations.”
RS,” It has happened, can we talk something else now? Well you know I think we should go to canteen, let’s see what sort of menu they have?”
Now A, anyhow controlled himself and said,” Do you want to come here for eating or studying.......no for chic-seeing, for what man?”
RS is thinking something very deeply.
They walked towards canteen.
(What RS was thinking, so far our title is not justified completely, but a thread…..)
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
"Knowing is not loving."
“I don’t know where the college is”?
“Then what are we doing here man, let’s go back.” A said.
“No dude, let me call someone, college must be here somewhere.” RS replied.
A gave a resentful look to RS, but RS was talking on phone.
“Let’s turn back and go straight and take a left and drive till the end of the road.” RS said.
A,” Are you really going to join this college, then only drag me in this hottest day of summer else let us go somewhere and chill out.”
“Even I am not sure whether I’m joining this college but let’s see it once, and I will really treat u well dude……keep rolling the wheels.”
After a 10 minutes drive, somehow they found the college building in which RS is supposed to join, and he has brought A to help him. RS is confused whether or not to opt the college. Criteria were simple, if RS likes the crowd he will join.
They stood in the parking lot and glanced the building for a while. As A was exhausted,” Let’s go man building is awesome, lawn is awesome, canteen seems fine and rest is top of the world. You are going to have the best time of your life here.”
RS frowned on him,”Just because you are feeling hot and sweaty, I join this college. Let me check the crowd first. Then we shall decide this while sipping the cold-drink.”
A drags his feet like 100 tone stones are tied to them, (and if ever be the case then he would not even dream to move). They walk inside the main building, saw the receptionist and chuckled while looking at each other. A went to her….and RS was looking for students whom he can ask about the college. He saw a couple of boys there; he went and very politely asked, “From which stream you belong?”
One replied,”MCA.”
“That’s great, even I am also going to join MCA”, RS said. A has arrived till the moment.
“Ok then why not you are coming to college, session has already been started. You are missing a lot of class’s man.”
A asked, “Since when classes are running on?”
“Well I believe since 2nd of September……..yes since 2nd.”
RS started laughing, A grunted on that fellow,” You bugger today is just 4th and you are saying he is missing a lot. Do you even know what a calendar is?”
Whole group shocked on the response of the alien guy. RS said to A,” Dude they look like studies, let’s leave them.”
“Sorry guys, see you soon, if I join”, RS said to them, “If I wish to suicide, then would wish to join this college with people like you, who think missing 2 days is a lot.” He said to himself..
After walking few steps away from them A said to RS,” Dude don’t study, but just don’t join here, you will definitely die due to boredom. Did you see the bunch of losers, tell me when did you ever go to your school or last college at the very first day of damn session? Means tell me who goes at the first day?”
RS was walking along the side of A and looking for his prison-cell, means his class room. “Are you listing to me, apart from building nothing seems right here. Friend we can construct a building like this, then we can roam in that building but here never, you know after meeting those guys I am having the feeling that I am in ruins. Let’s get out from here ASAP, I have heard that stupidity and dumbness is contagious. Let’s run man.”
He was not astonished on the behavior of A, first heat and now the single line of those guys freaked him out. Finally they have found the cell, two girls are walking out through the door. A smiled and said,” Let’s rock man.”
(What happens next will be informed you later, well comments are welcomed and expected.)
“Then what are we doing here man, let’s go back.” A said.
“No dude, let me call someone, college must be here somewhere.” RS replied.
A gave a resentful look to RS, but RS was talking on phone.
“Let’s turn back and go straight and take a left and drive till the end of the road.” RS said.
A,” Are you really going to join this college, then only drag me in this hottest day of summer else let us go somewhere and chill out.”
“Even I am not sure whether I’m joining this college but let’s see it once, and I will really treat u well dude……keep rolling the wheels.”
After a 10 minutes drive, somehow they found the college building in which RS is supposed to join, and he has brought A to help him. RS is confused whether or not to opt the college. Criteria were simple, if RS likes the crowd he will join.
They stood in the parking lot and glanced the building for a while. As A was exhausted,” Let’s go man building is awesome, lawn is awesome, canteen seems fine and rest is top of the world. You are going to have the best time of your life here.”
RS frowned on him,”Just because you are feeling hot and sweaty, I join this college. Let me check the crowd first. Then we shall decide this while sipping the cold-drink.”
A drags his feet like 100 tone stones are tied to them, (and if ever be the case then he would not even dream to move). They walk inside the main building, saw the receptionist and chuckled while looking at each other. A went to her….and RS was looking for students whom he can ask about the college. He saw a couple of boys there; he went and very politely asked, “From which stream you belong?”
One replied,”MCA.”
“That’s great, even I am also going to join MCA”, RS said. A has arrived till the moment.
“Ok then why not you are coming to college, session has already been started. You are missing a lot of class’s man.”
A asked, “Since when classes are running on?”
“Well I believe since 2nd of September……..yes since 2nd.”
RS started laughing, A grunted on that fellow,” You bugger today is just 4th and you are saying he is missing a lot. Do you even know what a calendar is?”
Whole group shocked on the response of the alien guy. RS said to A,” Dude they look like studies, let’s leave them.”
“Sorry guys, see you soon, if I join”, RS said to them, “If I wish to suicide, then would wish to join this college with people like you, who think missing 2 days is a lot.” He said to himself..
After walking few steps away from them A said to RS,” Dude don’t study, but just don’t join here, you will definitely die due to boredom. Did you see the bunch of losers, tell me when did you ever go to your school or last college at the very first day of damn session? Means tell me who goes at the first day?”
RS was walking along the side of A and looking for his prison-cell, means his class room. “Are you listing to me, apart from building nothing seems right here. Friend we can construct a building like this, then we can roam in that building but here never, you know after meeting those guys I am having the feeling that I am in ruins. Let’s get out from here ASAP, I have heard that stupidity and dumbness is contagious. Let’s run man.”
He was not astonished on the behavior of A, first heat and now the single line of those guys freaked him out. Finally they have found the cell, two girls are walking out through the door. A smiled and said,” Let’s rock man.”
(What happens next will be informed you later, well comments are welcomed and expected.)
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