(Wait for next day, something exciting may happen………..!)
Well one by one all were woke up till afternoon. Suddenly Pintu started computer and shouted,” Where is ‘Hassil’?”
Tanker who was just rose screamed back,” This is not your dad’s house so don’t shout. And what ‘Hassil’ and where were you last night?”
Pintu,” Don’t you know ‘Hassil’, Sid wake up man, he doesn’t know ‘Hassil’. Dude ‘Hassil’ is not some hassil, it is ‘The Movie- Hassil’!”
Tanker,” It’s OK, but what is the big deal about it?”
Pintu,” Well you must see it man, everyone knows about it and you don’t, your half life is waste.”
Bachha while brushing his teeth,” Well I agree, let’s watch it. Open E drive and in the bhajan folder, there is a folder name Maa, open it all movies are there and yes make it visible also they are hidden.”
Pintu,” That’s why I always search for movies and never get one.”
Chote,” You know if it is not done then you would have made this room a theatre and never let another person do anything else.”
Pintu,” If you guys don’t like me here than tell me, I will not come again.”
SP,” We have already told you many times but you never listen.”
Pintu,” Well from next time I will not come here…………..HAPPY.”
Tanker,” Last time also you said the same thing.”
Pintu,” We are friends’ folks, how can I leave you guys?”
Tanker,” But we are always ready to leave you man.”
While their conversation movie started and Pintu sat in front of it. Others were talking about to go on some picnic.
Bachha,” Let’s go to Mandav.”
Chote,” No let’s go to somewhere else.”
SP,” Do you really always have to deny on first choice?”
Chote,” Actually my second girl friend is very loyal to me therefore I believe that first option is always bad.”
SP,” That’s quit logical, but we always have first option to pick.”
While they all are arguing, Guruji came; he is wearing a kurta-pajama. As Pintu sees him he started screaming again,” Hey Rohit come, I am watching ‘Hassil’ and dude do you have to go to some rally or what? Actually you are looking like Irfan Khan.”
Guruji,” OK I am coming wait”, Guruji turned to the guys,” So what’s going on?”
Sid,” They are planning for picnic and just returned from Mandav and only God knows how many places they will cover while talking. Just talks will happen, nothing is going to convert in a reality.”
Pintu,” I agree.”
Tanker,” You bugger, are you watching movie or listing to our talks? Shut you mouth and watch quietly else I will throw you out.”
Guruji,” I had been asking to go to Kushalgarh since a long time but nobody wishes to go there.”
Baccha,” Yaa let’s go there, I have also heard about the place a lot. And we will have a planned picnic not just like we always have ours, talk for some place, start for another and reaches to elsewhere which we never talked about. I will manage all the things.”
Guruji,” So when are you planning to go?”
SP,” Let’s see.”
Guruji,” Then you guys just tell me when are we going.”
Sid,” What is that place?”
Guruji,” Well it’s a haunted place and people are not allowed to go there in dark and it is used as a fort for war, they have canons of their kinds over there. People say you can find gold over there in dust only if you are lucky?”
SP,” How many lucky people you know?”
Guruji,” None but I am quit impressed and fascinated by the place as my dad has denied for the place at first then I convinced him by saying that we will go in day time. He told me the way to reach there.”
Tanker,” You know exactly otherwise we are there and asking for roads?”
Guruji,” Look I remember the initial point rest we will discover.”
Chote,” My Guruji, you know me and takla are recovering from jaundice and takla is sick again and I am again feeling the weakness again. So please don’t drag us.”
Tanker,” First you get well then we will go.”
Guruji,” Yup that would be fine.”
Sid,” Pintu you will come with us or not? Because according to the legend told by the Guru place is haunted.”
Pintu,” No not at all and also I suggest you guys also not to go. Because people like you are not fit for dangerous and unknown place.”
SP,” Why? You and your family is fit.”
Pintu,” Yes because we are civilized people.”
Tanker,”Yaa guys true. There are people in forest where no one goes and we have to be well behaved otherwise animals will feel bad and also…………” SP tried to interrupt Tanker signaled him to stop,” they will complaint to his daddy. Idiot we are not civilized therefore we are fit for the place.”
Guruji,” Let it be. So we are on, Chote get well soon and now for God sake don’t drink tank’s water. That tank is not cleaned since it is made.”
Pintu,” Also ask these guys to wear pants always wearing under pants and having their hands everywhere on their body then with without washing eating.”
Tanker shouted,” Shut up or get out.”
Takla,” You leave here, eat here, sleep here do everything here and poking us. Have some guilty your home is just half km from here and you just stick here only.”
Chote,” And also you know you have a pair of a parents who consider you as their child so make them feel so sometimes.”
Bachha,” True.”
Sid,” Now everyone is behind him and forgot what we were talking.”
Guruji,” It’s decided, let’s watch movie.”
Tanker,” Yes. But I have to have a cup of tea first.”
Guruji,” Start again.”
Pintu,” Why watch from here only.”
Guruji,” Shut up man and start.”
Rest got busy and movie starts again. After 20 minutes tanker come and said,” Start from again.”
Pintu replied,” Why man? I am seeing this thing second time.”
Tanker,” Sorry dear, I am sorry I asked you to do so. Now kindly move your butt from here I have to shut down the system.”
Pintu,” Why? Can’t you see we are watching movie.”
Tanker,” For your kind information this is my system. Choice is yours, start again or …..”
Pintu has to restart the movie again, similarly by various demands, movie has been started again and again.
(The day is passing by with ‘Hassil’ again and again……….)
Monday, February 16, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Knowing Is Not Loving.
(So what’s next…….?)
Well it’s quit sure for SP that he can’t find these guys, but just as to please his heart he went to every corner of college, result he already knew.
While that time Riya asked Sid for a sandwich, do Sid asked,” You want a sandwich or the sandwich?”
Riya,” Means!”
Sid,” Well here we can get a sandwich but for the sandwich we need to go little far from here. I really want you to eat a special one not just anything ordinary.”
Riya,” But I have a bus to catch in half an hour.”
Sid,” Great, we have all the time on earth, let’s move from here.”
Riya,” What about Sadhana and Pintu, they will search for us. Also SP must be looking for us.”
Sid,” We will come back soon, they will be here only.”
Riya thought that treat from Sid and going out with him will be fun, why not take a chance, and rest guys are ‘good for nothing.’
Riya,” Then be fast.”
Sid and Riya were going to where nobody knows, reason is simple Sid hates sandwiches and he does not know any place for a sandwich. Suddenly bike stopped, Sid checked and found tank is empty.
Sid,” Sorry Riya madam, we have to walk for a while until the next petrol pump comes.”
Riya cursing herself for this. A sandwich is lot better than walking in sunshine of May’s summer. On petrol pump Sid very royally asked the pump man to fill the tank and when opened his purse he only had fifty bucks. Sid,” Hey dear, if you don’t mind can you give me three hundred rupees, I’m running short of money. I will give you tomorrow. Sorry but ……….”
Riya,” It’s OK dear, no problem, what are friends for.”
After driving for a mile Riya asked Sid,” Where’s that shop? I’m getting late.”
Sid,” I think we have taken a wrong turn. I hate this place all turns are same. And if I’m not wrong this road ends at our college.”
Riya furiously,” Then just go there, at least I can catch the bus.”
Sid,” No we will catch the bus from another square.”
Riya,” No Sid, please go to college.” She said this whole sentence with full of her anger with admirable control.
Sid dropped her at college gate and left for the room.
Riya saw Sadhana and went to her, Riya,” Total waste, you know I was thinking to make him spent money but that guy took three hundred rupees from me.”
Sadhana screamed with craziness,” What?”
Riya,” You are freaking out as you have spent the money.”
Sadhana,” Actually Pintu also took money from me, told me that he needs to get the petrol for his bike and promised me that he will come back and then after dinner will leave me home.
Suddenly a shout came from their back,” Madams are you coming by bus or going with someone.”
It was bus’s driver. Riya and Sadhana looked each other in eyes and started running towards bus.
Sid found Pintu in a gumti near a girl’s hostel.
As they were sipping tea and Pintu was busy in making rings of smoke, SP arrived.
SP,” Buggers, I have told you thousands times that not come when I am hunting.”
Pintu,” Man real hunter never hunts for a long time. Dude you know ‘ I came, I saw, I conquer’ and got the prize.” Pintu waved three hundred rupees in air.
Sid,” Fair deal SP, who has guts, will get the tank full of petrol.”
SP got the idea that they both had made fool out of girls.
SP,” So where are we going now for party.”
Pintu,” Now you are talking, well dude where ever you say.”
Sid,” Folks what about those losers at room.”
SP,” In three hundred rupees do you wish to invite whole city?”
Pintu,” He is right. We are going to pub.”
SP,” Who will return the money to girls?”
Sid,” We don’t go to them, they come to us, and what if they can’t find us?”
He saw in sky like a thinker. Pintu also nodded his head in agreement, and said,” Only SP sir goes to them as they are his eternal love.”
SP,” What man, what love…..they are my friends and even I’m also not going to college tomorrow. I’m starting studies from tomorrow.”
“If you don’t have hang over tomorrow.”
They laughed a lot and then went to the pub of their choice.
At room everyone was waiting for these guys, at 8’o clock Guruji broke the silence,” Well three eternal lovers are together, they must be having drinks somewhere or must be waiting for some girl to have a look at them.
Tanker,” May be. Bacche, come on we are not waiting for them, let’s bring some for us.”
Guruji,” I’m going home, tomorrow we have to be at college.”
Chote,”Yaa, like since the start of semester going to college daily.”
Takla,” Stay man, we will drink like a fish, as you say and then will dance.”
Chote,” Now pint drinkers are talking about getting drunk.”
Bachha,” Hey Guru, don’t make us beg, and tell me what you will have with drinks, only cigarettes or something else.”
Guruji with a thought,” When drinking then only drinking and cigarettes are only snake I love.”
Tanker,” Now you are talking. Tomorrow’s tension will be solved tomorrow. As far as home thing is there, we will go with you if you don’t get any conveyance.”
Guruji,” It’s nothing you are going to do, it is something you have to do for me.”
Chote,” And what about college tomorrow?”
Bachha,” Shut up and go talk to your wife. Shit beg.”
Helicopter,” Let’s go Bachhe.”
Tanker,” Don’t fly so soon, at least take a beg and bring something to eat. And you please don’t talk except at wine shop.”
Helicopter,” Speak less man, I will take care man.”
Tanker,” How many persons are we, say?”
Helicopter counted for a while and said,” Ten, means at least four bottles.”
Takla,” Look, flying without fuel, three are not here. We are only seven.”
Helicopter,” Where are they, they haven’t come since then?”
Chote,” At least now he know that three are not here.”
Tanker,” Tell me do you even know why are we drinking?”
Helicopter,” Must be someone’s b’day.”
Takla,” Whose?”
Helicopter,” Yaa now I got it today is SP’s b’day.”
Chote,” Very good, and we are celebrating without him to show respect to him. Are you OK?”
Hwlicopter,” He is not here.”
Bachha,” Then who do you think is missing here?”
Takner,” Guruji, please take care of him, otherwise till morning he won’t have any idea about what is going on?”
Guruji,” Heli man, we are drinking without any reason and seven people are here. So don’t fuzz yourself and bring two packs of cigarettes.”
Hwlicopter,” Now I understand, it is simple why to have any reason when wish to drink and I am manager, tell me the requirements, I will fulfill them.”
Tanker,” OK damager sir, kindly move your black butt from here and be back it’s already late. Shops get close soon nowadays.”
Helicopter,” Buddy, I am going, tell me when you need it and how much. Anytime man, anytime.”
Takla,” What about this time?”
Helicopter seriously looked at clock,” Yes we are very late, Bachhe what are you making us late?”
Helicopter got hyper after knowing the time.
Baccha,” I am standing behind you and ready to leave.”
Helicopter,” Come fast.”
He almost ran to the door as something is very urgent.
Tanker,” I still don’t understand how he will manage a wife?”
Guruji,” Dude, that tension will come later. For time being the big task for him to be back.”
Takla,” Baccha will bring him somehow.”
Guruji,” You know who went with who? We know both, one is exceedingly grown up and other is not ready to enter the childhood from infant level.”
Chote,” Agree, Guruji, you are always right. Only problem is when you get tight.”
Tanker,” Let’s arrange the room for drinks.”
Chote,” Yes kick all the stuff in one room and get the newspaper from 2nd floor and 3rd floor, tell them we have to prepare a report and then get a big polly beg to stuff all garbage in that. Very big task man.”
“Shut up.” All screamed together.
Sid, Pintu and SP dropped at room at 2’o clock night till then Guruji went to home and rest were asleep.
(Wait for next day, something exciting may happen………..!)
Well it’s quit sure for SP that he can’t find these guys, but just as to please his heart he went to every corner of college, result he already knew.
While that time Riya asked Sid for a sandwich, do Sid asked,” You want a sandwich or the sandwich?”
Riya,” Means!”
Sid,” Well here we can get a sandwich but for the sandwich we need to go little far from here. I really want you to eat a special one not just anything ordinary.”
Riya,” But I have a bus to catch in half an hour.”
Sid,” Great, we have all the time on earth, let’s move from here.”
Riya,” What about Sadhana and Pintu, they will search for us. Also SP must be looking for us.”
Sid,” We will come back soon, they will be here only.”
Riya thought that treat from Sid and going out with him will be fun, why not take a chance, and rest guys are ‘good for nothing.’
Riya,” Then be fast.”
Sid and Riya were going to where nobody knows, reason is simple Sid hates sandwiches and he does not know any place for a sandwich. Suddenly bike stopped, Sid checked and found tank is empty.
Sid,” Sorry Riya madam, we have to walk for a while until the next petrol pump comes.”
Riya cursing herself for this. A sandwich is lot better than walking in sunshine of May’s summer. On petrol pump Sid very royally asked the pump man to fill the tank and when opened his purse he only had fifty bucks. Sid,” Hey dear, if you don’t mind can you give me three hundred rupees, I’m running short of money. I will give you tomorrow. Sorry but ……….”
Riya,” It’s OK dear, no problem, what are friends for.”
After driving for a mile Riya asked Sid,” Where’s that shop? I’m getting late.”
Sid,” I think we have taken a wrong turn. I hate this place all turns are same. And if I’m not wrong this road ends at our college.”
Riya furiously,” Then just go there, at least I can catch the bus.”
Sid,” No we will catch the bus from another square.”
Riya,” No Sid, please go to college.” She said this whole sentence with full of her anger with admirable control.
Sid dropped her at college gate and left for the room.
Riya saw Sadhana and went to her, Riya,” Total waste, you know I was thinking to make him spent money but that guy took three hundred rupees from me.”
Sadhana screamed with craziness,” What?”
Riya,” You are freaking out as you have spent the money.”
Sadhana,” Actually Pintu also took money from me, told me that he needs to get the petrol for his bike and promised me that he will come back and then after dinner will leave me home.
Suddenly a shout came from their back,” Madams are you coming by bus or going with someone.”
It was bus’s driver. Riya and Sadhana looked each other in eyes and started running towards bus.
Sid found Pintu in a gumti near a girl’s hostel.
As they were sipping tea and Pintu was busy in making rings of smoke, SP arrived.
SP,” Buggers, I have told you thousands times that not come when I am hunting.”
Pintu,” Man real hunter never hunts for a long time. Dude you know ‘ I came, I saw, I conquer’ and got the prize.” Pintu waved three hundred rupees in air.
Sid,” Fair deal SP, who has guts, will get the tank full of petrol.”
SP got the idea that they both had made fool out of girls.
SP,” So where are we going now for party.”
Pintu,” Now you are talking, well dude where ever you say.”
Sid,” Folks what about those losers at room.”
SP,” In three hundred rupees do you wish to invite whole city?”
Pintu,” He is right. We are going to pub.”
SP,” Who will return the money to girls?”
Sid,” We don’t go to them, they come to us, and what if they can’t find us?”
He saw in sky like a thinker. Pintu also nodded his head in agreement, and said,” Only SP sir goes to them as they are his eternal love.”
SP,” What man, what love…..they are my friends and even I’m also not going to college tomorrow. I’m starting studies from tomorrow.”
“If you don’t have hang over tomorrow.”
They laughed a lot and then went to the pub of their choice.
At room everyone was waiting for these guys, at 8’o clock Guruji broke the silence,” Well three eternal lovers are together, they must be having drinks somewhere or must be waiting for some girl to have a look at them.
Tanker,” May be. Bacche, come on we are not waiting for them, let’s bring some for us.”
Guruji,” I’m going home, tomorrow we have to be at college.”
Chote,”Yaa, like since the start of semester going to college daily.”
Takla,” Stay man, we will drink like a fish, as you say and then will dance.”
Chote,” Now pint drinkers are talking about getting drunk.”
Bachha,” Hey Guru, don’t make us beg, and tell me what you will have with drinks, only cigarettes or something else.”
Guruji with a thought,” When drinking then only drinking and cigarettes are only snake I love.”
Tanker,” Now you are talking. Tomorrow’s tension will be solved tomorrow. As far as home thing is there, we will go with you if you don’t get any conveyance.”
Guruji,” It’s nothing you are going to do, it is something you have to do for me.”
Chote,” And what about college tomorrow?”
Bachha,” Shut up and go talk to your wife. Shit beg.”
Helicopter,” Let’s go Bachhe.”
Tanker,” Don’t fly so soon, at least take a beg and bring something to eat. And you please don’t talk except at wine shop.”
Helicopter,” Speak less man, I will take care man.”
Tanker,” How many persons are we, say?”
Helicopter counted for a while and said,” Ten, means at least four bottles.”
Takla,” Look, flying without fuel, three are not here. We are only seven.”
Helicopter,” Where are they, they haven’t come since then?”
Chote,” At least now he know that three are not here.”
Tanker,” Tell me do you even know why are we drinking?”
Helicopter,” Must be someone’s b’day.”
Takla,” Whose?”
Helicopter,” Yaa now I got it today is SP’s b’day.”
Chote,” Very good, and we are celebrating without him to show respect to him. Are you OK?”
Hwlicopter,” He is not here.”
Bachha,” Then who do you think is missing here?”
Takner,” Guruji, please take care of him, otherwise till morning he won’t have any idea about what is going on?”
Guruji,” Heli man, we are drinking without any reason and seven people are here. So don’t fuzz yourself and bring two packs of cigarettes.”
Hwlicopter,” Now I understand, it is simple why to have any reason when wish to drink and I am manager, tell me the requirements, I will fulfill them.”
Tanker,” OK damager sir, kindly move your black butt from here and be back it’s already late. Shops get close soon nowadays.”
Helicopter,” Buddy, I am going, tell me when you need it and how much. Anytime man, anytime.”
Takla,” What about this time?”
Helicopter seriously looked at clock,” Yes we are very late, Bachhe what are you making us late?”
Helicopter got hyper after knowing the time.
Baccha,” I am standing behind you and ready to leave.”
Helicopter,” Come fast.”
He almost ran to the door as something is very urgent.
Tanker,” I still don’t understand how he will manage a wife?”
Guruji,” Dude, that tension will come later. For time being the big task for him to be back.”
Takla,” Baccha will bring him somehow.”
Guruji,” You know who went with who? We know both, one is exceedingly grown up and other is not ready to enter the childhood from infant level.”
Chote,” Agree, Guruji, you are always right. Only problem is when you get tight.”
Tanker,” Let’s arrange the room for drinks.”
Chote,” Yes kick all the stuff in one room and get the newspaper from 2nd floor and 3rd floor, tell them we have to prepare a report and then get a big polly beg to stuff all garbage in that. Very big task man.”
“Shut up.” All screamed together.
Sid, Pintu and SP dropped at room at 2’o clock night till then Guruji went to home and rest were asleep.
(Wait for next day, something exciting may happen………..!)
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
(Evening remains, day is not over yet, day has started…………….)
Sid is now feeling faint because of the fact that he is going to be at his room, may be next morning, the shadow of Pintu everyone avoids. Pintu has only one objective in life and that is girls, although he hasn’t achieved any yet. Sid thought to better search for SP at least he feels hunger.
SP is standing in front of Science stream class, waiting for Riya and Sadhana to come. For whom he is exactly waiting for, only he knows, not even God, because if God is considered to be somewhere up in the sky, then while he reads the last thoughts of SP for a girl they change. It does not mean thoughts change, the girl change, thoughts are always same. SP is eagerly waiting for them and suddenly Sid arrived from left side and Pintu came from stairs. SP saw both of them and thought, better to jump from third floor rather then meeting girls with these guys. But as said when problem come it does not come alone same happened with SP here. His first problem is these guys. And other came in a pair, Riya and Sadhana, yes from SP’s point of view these girls are now problem because in front of these guys they are going to freak out.
SP,” Oho…Man I totally forgot, hey Sid Verma sir is calling you.”
Sid,” Why? I have just arrived and now what have I done?”
Pintu,” Nothing boss, can’t you see SP sir’s love is coming, well SP whom are you exactly looking for, tell me the name then I will try on other.”
Sid,” I got it, your girlfriend is coming or should I correct your girlfriends are coming.”
SP,” First of all they are not my girlfriends, second that’s what I was thinking a moment ago, that this frustrated, crap-bag Pintu is coming, now every good thing is a dream. Whatever will happen is a disaster.”
Pintu,” Hey who is frustrated me or you. Dude at least I don’t stand for lesbos, Sid man tell me have you ever seen Riya and Sadhana apart from each other. And if they are not your girlfriends then why are you puking on me.”
Sid,” True man at least don’t call him frustrated because of girls, he needs no reason to be a crap-bag. It’s his virtue.”
Pintu,” Thanks Sid, only you know me better. Really guys I would be the luckiest person of the earth if I can found a girl who can truly understand me and my urges. You know that day I will give party to all.”
SP,” Means we never gona get a party from you. And man, you know every girl in this building knows you in the way you want them too but the difference is that they all love their lives.”
Sid.” So tell me who gona attack on whom, whom you want SP, Riya or Sadhana?”
SP,” Man please don’t talk about them in this way………….Actually I love……both of them.”
Pintu,” Look at him, he loves both of them, dude this is what, aristocracy?”
Sid,” SP you are what, have you taken in day time also?”
SP,” Shut up both of you and get out.”
Pintu,” And you think we are going……..ha ha ha.”
Riya and Sadhna are approaching towards them and talking.
Riya,” See there, my model is also there, great at least I will get a back from Dev.”
Sadhana,” You are lucky, Sid dear don not even look at me…….and your model he looks everyone with the same eyes.”
Riya,” Well right now we only have them and hungry too, so let’s make a fool out of them.”
Both,” Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, so how are you guys?”
SP,” Fine, so how was the class?”
Riya,” Well class was good but……………”
SP,” But what?”
Sadhana,” Wish we could ask you people same question!”
All laughed together.
Pintu,” So Riya you are looking very beautiful today, whom you gona torture with your ignorance today.”
Riya feels like she is on cloud number 9. Sid,” Sadhana same comment from me to you.”
Sadhana,” OK now don’t make us fool.”
Pintu,” No really you can ask anyone you trust because you don’t even believe us. OK your apple’s eye Dev is here, ask him, come on ask him. Hey SP sorry Dev tell them are we making fun of them?”
SP very shyly like he has been asked about his appearance,” Yes you both are looking very fantastic.”
Pintu,” Hey Sid, why not move to canteen?”
“Yaaa, let’s go there.”
Riya,” But I have to get this book reissued else I have to pay fine.”
Sid,” So what’s the problem? Dev is also going to library give it to him he will get it reissued.”
Riya,” But for that also they need my IC and me there naaaaa.”
Sid,” Riya, give to SP……sorry. Give book to Dev he will get it issued on his card.”
Pintu,” Yes and he had been going to library in hurry, we stopped him and luckily met you people. What a day? Go Dev and be back soon. We are waiting for you in canteen.”
Sid,” Let’s go. Holy lord, I need to go computer lab, Sadhana do you wish to go to lab with me, it would take five minutes only.”
Sadhana felt she got all she wanted,” Yes why not?’
Pintu,” See you guys in canteen.”
They all departed in different direction except SP who is looking angrily on girls and cursing them. He is thinking that both guys are like this but these girls for whom I had been standing here since half an hour and going with them. SP,” Wow God, let’s go to library…..but on which floor library is?”
(So what’s next…….?)
Sid is now feeling faint because of the fact that he is going to be at his room, may be next morning, the shadow of Pintu everyone avoids. Pintu has only one objective in life and that is girls, although he hasn’t achieved any yet. Sid thought to better search for SP at least he feels hunger.
SP is standing in front of Science stream class, waiting for Riya and Sadhana to come. For whom he is exactly waiting for, only he knows, not even God, because if God is considered to be somewhere up in the sky, then while he reads the last thoughts of SP for a girl they change. It does not mean thoughts change, the girl change, thoughts are always same. SP is eagerly waiting for them and suddenly Sid arrived from left side and Pintu came from stairs. SP saw both of them and thought, better to jump from third floor rather then meeting girls with these guys. But as said when problem come it does not come alone same happened with SP here. His first problem is these guys. And other came in a pair, Riya and Sadhana, yes from SP’s point of view these girls are now problem because in front of these guys they are going to freak out.
SP,” Oho…Man I totally forgot, hey Sid Verma sir is calling you.”
Sid,” Why? I have just arrived and now what have I done?”
Pintu,” Nothing boss, can’t you see SP sir’s love is coming, well SP whom are you exactly looking for, tell me the name then I will try on other.”
Sid,” I got it, your girlfriend is coming or should I correct your girlfriends are coming.”
SP,” First of all they are not my girlfriends, second that’s what I was thinking a moment ago, that this frustrated, crap-bag Pintu is coming, now every good thing is a dream. Whatever will happen is a disaster.”
Pintu,” Hey who is frustrated me or you. Dude at least I don’t stand for lesbos, Sid man tell me have you ever seen Riya and Sadhana apart from each other. And if they are not your girlfriends then why are you puking on me.”
Sid,” True man at least don’t call him frustrated because of girls, he needs no reason to be a crap-bag. It’s his virtue.”
Pintu,” Thanks Sid, only you know me better. Really guys I would be the luckiest person of the earth if I can found a girl who can truly understand me and my urges. You know that day I will give party to all.”
SP,” Means we never gona get a party from you. And man, you know every girl in this building knows you in the way you want them too but the difference is that they all love their lives.”
Sid.” So tell me who gona attack on whom, whom you want SP, Riya or Sadhana?”
SP,” Man please don’t talk about them in this way………….Actually I love……both of them.”
Pintu,” Look at him, he loves both of them, dude this is what, aristocracy?”
Sid,” SP you are what, have you taken in day time also?”
SP,” Shut up both of you and get out.”
Pintu,” And you think we are going……..ha ha ha.”
Riya and Sadhna are approaching towards them and talking.
Riya,” See there, my model is also there, great at least I will get a back from Dev.”
Sadhana,” You are lucky, Sid dear don not even look at me…….and your model he looks everyone with the same eyes.”
Riya,” Well right now we only have them and hungry too, so let’s make a fool out of them.”
Both,” Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, so how are you guys?”
SP,” Fine, so how was the class?”
Riya,” Well class was good but……………”
SP,” But what?”
Sadhana,” Wish we could ask you people same question!”
All laughed together.
Pintu,” So Riya you are looking very beautiful today, whom you gona torture with your ignorance today.”
Riya feels like she is on cloud number 9. Sid,” Sadhana same comment from me to you.”
Sadhana,” OK now don’t make us fool.”
Pintu,” No really you can ask anyone you trust because you don’t even believe us. OK your apple’s eye Dev is here, ask him, come on ask him. Hey SP sorry Dev tell them are we making fun of them?”
SP very shyly like he has been asked about his appearance,” Yes you both are looking very fantastic.”
Pintu,” Hey Sid, why not move to canteen?”
“Yaaa, let’s go there.”
Riya,” But I have to get this book reissued else I have to pay fine.”
Sid,” So what’s the problem? Dev is also going to library give it to him he will get it reissued.”
Riya,” But for that also they need my IC and me there naaaaa.”
Sid,” Riya, give to SP……sorry. Give book to Dev he will get it issued on his card.”
Pintu,” Yes and he had been going to library in hurry, we stopped him and luckily met you people. What a day? Go Dev and be back soon. We are waiting for you in canteen.”
Sid,” Let’s go. Holy lord, I need to go computer lab, Sadhana do you wish to go to lab with me, it would take five minutes only.”
Sadhana felt she got all she wanted,” Yes why not?’
Pintu,” See you guys in canteen.”
They all departed in different direction except SP who is looking angrily on girls and cursing them. He is thinking that both guys are like this but these girls for whom I had been standing here since half an hour and going with them. SP,” Wow God, let’s go to library…..but on which floor library is?”
(So what’s next…….?)
Monday, February 2, 2009
Knowing Is Not Loving.
Most of the DD members got straight on hooter; some ran to the college building as to see their favorite pick of the session, some ran to the girls who have notes at the end of the session and rest are resting on wall, waiting if some one comes to them.
Guruji is not interested in this stuff although he is considered to be the best to hook up with anyone. And no doubt Pintu is his first disciple in the college, Guruji known as Guriji due to the fact he has comment for everything in the world.
Siddhi came to Guruji and said,” Well masters of disguise you guys were at the Movie Palace yesterday, coordinator saw you people there. He wants to see you guys tomorrow else love-letter sighned by Princi will be at your home.” Tanker,” Dude that why I never performed well in first year, atleast my faculties’ don’t know me.” Guruji dived in thoughts as Einstein is about to give ‘Theory of Relativity. Sidhi,” Don’t think too much, you guys have to come tomorrow, prepare your excuses.” Guruji,” And what it looks like I am trying to do, let it be, tomorrow’s problem will be seen tomorrow, so has she come?”
“Who? Sandra madam or chappan-tikli of yours or the chic of bio-tech?” Sidhi inquired.
Guruji,” Well today I need to be relax, so where is my Sandra?”
While they are talking one of their senior arrived, she heard the last statement,” Hello, have some shame she is pregnant, at least spare her.”
“Yaa, actually I feel guilty for that.”
“Good, now you are talking like a sensible person.”
“Yup mam, guilty for not helping her in this. You know I always wanted to help and appreciate her and……….”
“OK OK I got your point. You know you people are shameless, disgusting and idiots.”
“Yes mam, we know this. But tell me if we are gentle and sober than would you ever care to talk to us?”
“Don’t give me this crap. And Friday night, 6 pm, Bimbo Disco.”
“Reason?”
“Free liquor and free food and good music.”
“Got it. And how many others I am allowed to bring?”
“No need to bring anyone else, you know you guys are enough to rock the floor……..Also never give me that ridiculous reason of why I like you guys. I know you know that I am just like you. Have you seen our HOD?”
“Why? I believe he is good for nothing.”
“Hey, hey, watch your mouth, when your favorite madam can be Sandra Bullock than why our HOD can’t be like Al Pachino? See you guys later. And if going to movie message me. Bye.”
Till that moment all the Eskimos are back except Pintu, because all have given up the search in the aractic for hot water but Pintu hasn’t.
Sid,” It’s too difficult to find a good girl nowdays.”
Neena has also arrived.
“No my dear, it’s not at all difficult to find a nice girl nowadays, what really difficult is to find a single girl who is looking for someone and it is extremely difficult to find a girl whom you can make fool.” Neena said.
Guruji interrupted,” And important of all which is almost impossible, the girl who can at least believe us, and mind you I am not talking about trust here. Bacche this one is for you.”
Bachha,” Now what have I done now? OK got it you are talking about that BBA girl with whom I used to roam, well she was………..Actually anyone remembers her name?” and made a face like an innocent kid.
Tanker,” Learn from him guys, you people are trying like everything and this fellow, just makes this idiotic face like some bachha and gets the girl and after sometime forgets her name.”
Helicopter,” Friend, you know one thing. This innocent expression is not meant for our faces. Even I try with my every cell of body to do so all I can express that I need to go to pee. Not much.”
Sidhhi while looking at Neena,” Hey jerk, we are also standing here.”
“Yes man, if you respect girls then only girls will respect you and let you meet with their hostel-mates, am I right?” Guruji looked on their Sidhhi and Neena’s faces for acceptance.
Sidhhi,” Don’t look at me, this thing not gona work on me this time.”
Takla,” Yaa otherwise till this time you have made hundreds of pairs. And leave rest I really love her.”
“Whom?” Neena.
“Aaaa…….What is her name Sidhhi?”
“Look the height of true love, doesn’t even know the name of their true love. You people are jerk, we are leaving and if going somewhere in eve, inform me also.”
Neena and Sidhhi left, and Sid asked,” If every girl we know thinks that we are shit bags then why they always tell us that if going somewhere inform us?”
Bachha,” Dude they are our friends and actually and at least they understand that we are nice.”
“Where is our Romeo?” while looking in college campus Takla asked.
“Well stand on that wall and look if there is a crowd and people are laughing than he must be there only. Poor fellow he goes like Dev Aanad and becomes Johnny Walker.” Guruji showed pity for him.
“Yes, and you must feel bad, he is your best deciple.” Chote said.
“Yaa I was waiting that it had been quite a while, why you were not saying anything, Chote you got one doesn’t mean that you don’t need anyone else.” Guruji said.
“Leave it and get him.” Helicopter said.
“Look what he talking now.” Chote said,” As he doesn’t know the fact that until that guy won’t lock the college gate and farewell every single bus going to come back and scene not only finishes here then he goes to the next square till all the buses take their roots in different directions.”
“This is true.” Takla agreed.
“No let me bring him.” Sid said.
“Count him out now, even he is looking for the reason to go to him and get himself some pleasure for eyes. We are leaving see you guys at theatre.” Bachha said.
“No wait I’ll be back soon. Don’t listen to him.” Sid told to all guys and waited for approval.
Guruji said,” Hey man at least you must agree with Baccha, he is your cousin for God’s sake. See you and him at RTC, if you reach their before show time. Although since half an hour we are talking and inviting people for movie. Where and which movie we are going?”
All said in one voice,” We don’t know, who asked for the movie?”
Since no one remembers who asked they decided to have some food in belly and then will give the thought of movie. All left Sid and Pintu and went to their crib.
(Evening remains, day is not over yet, day has started…………….)
Guruji is not interested in this stuff although he is considered to be the best to hook up with anyone. And no doubt Pintu is his first disciple in the college, Guruji known as Guriji due to the fact he has comment for everything in the world.
Siddhi came to Guruji and said,” Well masters of disguise you guys were at the Movie Palace yesterday, coordinator saw you people there. He wants to see you guys tomorrow else love-letter sighned by Princi will be at your home.” Tanker,” Dude that why I never performed well in first year, atleast my faculties’ don’t know me.” Guruji dived in thoughts as Einstein is about to give ‘Theory of Relativity. Sidhi,” Don’t think too much, you guys have to come tomorrow, prepare your excuses.” Guruji,” And what it looks like I am trying to do, let it be, tomorrow’s problem will be seen tomorrow, so has she come?”
“Who? Sandra madam or chappan-tikli of yours or the chic of bio-tech?” Sidhi inquired.
Guruji,” Well today I need to be relax, so where is my Sandra?”
While they are talking one of their senior arrived, she heard the last statement,” Hello, have some shame she is pregnant, at least spare her.”
“Yaa, actually I feel guilty for that.”
“Good, now you are talking like a sensible person.”
“Yup mam, guilty for not helping her in this. You know I always wanted to help and appreciate her and……….”
“OK OK I got your point. You know you people are shameless, disgusting and idiots.”
“Yes mam, we know this. But tell me if we are gentle and sober than would you ever care to talk to us?”
“Don’t give me this crap. And Friday night, 6 pm, Bimbo Disco.”
“Reason?”
“Free liquor and free food and good music.”
“Got it. And how many others I am allowed to bring?”
“No need to bring anyone else, you know you guys are enough to rock the floor……..Also never give me that ridiculous reason of why I like you guys. I know you know that I am just like you. Have you seen our HOD?”
“Why? I believe he is good for nothing.”
“Hey, hey, watch your mouth, when your favorite madam can be Sandra Bullock than why our HOD can’t be like Al Pachino? See you guys later. And if going to movie message me. Bye.”
Till that moment all the Eskimos are back except Pintu, because all have given up the search in the aractic for hot water but Pintu hasn’t.
Sid,” It’s too difficult to find a good girl nowdays.”
Neena has also arrived.
“No my dear, it’s not at all difficult to find a nice girl nowadays, what really difficult is to find a single girl who is looking for someone and it is extremely difficult to find a girl whom you can make fool.” Neena said.
Guruji interrupted,” And important of all which is almost impossible, the girl who can at least believe us, and mind you I am not talking about trust here. Bacche this one is for you.”
Bachha,” Now what have I done now? OK got it you are talking about that BBA girl with whom I used to roam, well she was………..Actually anyone remembers her name?” and made a face like an innocent kid.
Tanker,” Learn from him guys, you people are trying like everything and this fellow, just makes this idiotic face like some bachha and gets the girl and after sometime forgets her name.”
Helicopter,” Friend, you know one thing. This innocent expression is not meant for our faces. Even I try with my every cell of body to do so all I can express that I need to go to pee. Not much.”
Sidhhi while looking at Neena,” Hey jerk, we are also standing here.”
“Yes man, if you respect girls then only girls will respect you and let you meet with their hostel-mates, am I right?” Guruji looked on their Sidhhi and Neena’s faces for acceptance.
Sidhhi,” Don’t look at me, this thing not gona work on me this time.”
Takla,” Yaa otherwise till this time you have made hundreds of pairs. And leave rest I really love her.”
“Whom?” Neena.
“Aaaa…….What is her name Sidhhi?”
“Look the height of true love, doesn’t even know the name of their true love. You people are jerk, we are leaving and if going somewhere in eve, inform me also.”
Neena and Sidhhi left, and Sid asked,” If every girl we know thinks that we are shit bags then why they always tell us that if going somewhere inform us?”
Bachha,” Dude they are our friends and actually and at least they understand that we are nice.”
“Where is our Romeo?” while looking in college campus Takla asked.
“Well stand on that wall and look if there is a crowd and people are laughing than he must be there only. Poor fellow he goes like Dev Aanad and becomes Johnny Walker.” Guruji showed pity for him.
“Yes, and you must feel bad, he is your best deciple.” Chote said.
“Yaa I was waiting that it had been quite a while, why you were not saying anything, Chote you got one doesn’t mean that you don’t need anyone else.” Guruji said.
“Leave it and get him.” Helicopter said.
“Look what he talking now.” Chote said,” As he doesn’t know the fact that until that guy won’t lock the college gate and farewell every single bus going to come back and scene not only finishes here then he goes to the next square till all the buses take their roots in different directions.”
“This is true.” Takla agreed.
“No let me bring him.” Sid said.
“Count him out now, even he is looking for the reason to go to him and get himself some pleasure for eyes. We are leaving see you guys at theatre.” Bachha said.
“No wait I’ll be back soon. Don’t listen to him.” Sid told to all guys and waited for approval.
Guruji said,” Hey man at least you must agree with Baccha, he is your cousin for God’s sake. See you and him at RTC, if you reach their before show time. Although since half an hour we are talking and inviting people for movie. Where and which movie we are going?”
All said in one voice,” We don’t know, who asked for the movie?”
Since no one remembers who asked they decided to have some food in belly and then will give the thought of movie. All left Sid and Pintu and went to their crib.
(Evening remains, day is not over yet, day has started…………….)
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Knowing Is Not Loving.-4
(Story goes on…….)
Roaming, hanging out, chatting and drinking are the major objectives of DAUNTLESS DUDES (DD). DD is a group whose founding members are: Guruji (Rohit Sharma), Helicopter (Mohit Thakur), Pintu (Pritesh Chopra), SP (Devraj Singh), Tanker (Avi Singh), Teli (Jitendra chohan), Sid (Sidharth Mukherji), Baccha (Shubendu Das), Takla (Shivendra Singh), and Chote (Sunny Verma). Now the fact about DD is that its founding members are the only members of the group. Well they have all the posts as any organization has, like;
All the members are president, every one is a member, party liaison is Helicopter, liquor department is majorly covered by Bachha, Helicopter and Tanker, and to give a start whoever is present at the moment and to finish all are there.
Bottom line they have motto something like ,” All for One, One for All”. Usually “One” here is considered as a bottle of liquor.
Now these are some reason why DD are living, one more thing they all have different subjects for graduation. And those who are in same course for them also they are like having different subjects, means if one is studying then other is by default don’t.
After last day’s aimless roaming all were exhausted but alive like thunder. Next day someone knocks on the door, around eight members of DD are acting of sleeping. None was opening the door, DD believes on the philosophy, ‘whoever speaks first, has to open the door’. After five minutes a shout came from outside,” Your Tiffin Boxes are placed here, get them when you feel hungry.
So this is 1 pm now, all were thinking then Sid broke the silence,” Buggers it’s 1 pm, now at least wake up, afternoon shift is about to go in 50 minutes.”
50 minutes, banged in every one’s head like a gong. In 10 minutes everyone is ready and to ride, they all are going to their college to meet their friends. Usually these friends consist of girls who know some other girls and who in continuation know other girls. Indirectly DD assumes they know every girl in college. Although their college starts at 8.30 am but classes completes at 1.15 pm.
Although every one is ready to rock except an exception who thought that if after bath if shaving one more time makes you rock star. After 10 minutes everyone is at Gumti near the college, doing their breakfast at 1.30 pm.
Helicopter,” You are an idiot, when you don’t know that today they have extra class then why have you brought us here?” said while flying on earth but without leaving ground.
Sid, “Hey bugger, at least I have informed you and if I hadn’t then you still must be under those sheets, and waiting your father to come to kick you in the butt.”
Takla while moving his fingers in his long hair,” Let it be man, at least now we can plan a movie, well what’s the day today?”
Suddenly Pintu arrives in jiffy and screamed,” Folks, where are the buses? Buses have left………..man damn……Hey lord why I am always late?”
Tanker,” He is mourning like he has just missed the marriage procession of his father’s marriage. Come dude well go back you have just missed the auspicious occasion.”
Bachha,” Yup ,man should I accompany you?” Pintu got the point and looked his-self in the mirror in gumti and with relaxation said,” Bring me a cup of tea and a Classic.”
Sid and Bachha looked at him and said simultaneously,” If you have had worried about this much about studies you would be at NASA.”
“ Well if I would be at NASA then all discoveries will be based on Female-Locating System in universe.” Pintu continues,” All the dollars will be flowing to India in our college because it has some glamorous chic in the world.”
Everybody laughed and Guriji said,” My son for your kind information this is not your college, you have admitted in some other college, basically only we guys who belongs to this college and you are an outsider.”
Pintu calmly,” My dear father, you know I had been coming to this building since 4 years and you are in just final year, your last year at college, I have life-time membership.”
Tanker,” Yes man I agree, even you know when his father needs to meet him he calls principle to search him.”
Sid,” Principle is the head of lost and found department also???????? I didn’t know this, well ask him to find that bio-tech girl who was in final year last year…..damn even her hostel mates don’t know about her, Pintu please ask Princi to find her.”
“ Sure well you must be not knowing but Mr. Mukherji also is the co-chairman of this department.”
And hooter screamed.
(Well rest is about to happen…………..)
Roaming, hanging out, chatting and drinking are the major objectives of DAUNTLESS DUDES (DD). DD is a group whose founding members are: Guruji (Rohit Sharma), Helicopter (Mohit Thakur), Pintu (Pritesh Chopra), SP (Devraj Singh), Tanker (Avi Singh), Teli (Jitendra chohan), Sid (Sidharth Mukherji), Baccha (Shubendu Das), Takla (Shivendra Singh), and Chote (Sunny Verma). Now the fact about DD is that its founding members are the only members of the group. Well they have all the posts as any organization has, like;
All the members are president, every one is a member, party liaison is Helicopter, liquor department is majorly covered by Bachha, Helicopter and Tanker, and to give a start whoever is present at the moment and to finish all are there.
Bottom line they have motto something like ,” All for One, One for All”. Usually “One” here is considered as a bottle of liquor.
Now these are some reason why DD are living, one more thing they all have different subjects for graduation. And those who are in same course for them also they are like having different subjects, means if one is studying then other is by default don’t.
After last day’s aimless roaming all were exhausted but alive like thunder. Next day someone knocks on the door, around eight members of DD are acting of sleeping. None was opening the door, DD believes on the philosophy, ‘whoever speaks first, has to open the door’. After five minutes a shout came from outside,” Your Tiffin Boxes are placed here, get them when you feel hungry.
So this is 1 pm now, all were thinking then Sid broke the silence,” Buggers it’s 1 pm, now at least wake up, afternoon shift is about to go in 50 minutes.”
50 minutes, banged in every one’s head like a gong. In 10 minutes everyone is ready and to ride, they all are going to their college to meet their friends. Usually these friends consist of girls who know some other girls and who in continuation know other girls. Indirectly DD assumes they know every girl in college. Although their college starts at 8.30 am but classes completes at 1.15 pm.
Although every one is ready to rock except an exception who thought that if after bath if shaving one more time makes you rock star. After 10 minutes everyone is at Gumti near the college, doing their breakfast at 1.30 pm.
Helicopter,” You are an idiot, when you don’t know that today they have extra class then why have you brought us here?” said while flying on earth but without leaving ground.
Sid, “Hey bugger, at least I have informed you and if I hadn’t then you still must be under those sheets, and waiting your father to come to kick you in the butt.”
Takla while moving his fingers in his long hair,” Let it be man, at least now we can plan a movie, well what’s the day today?”
Suddenly Pintu arrives in jiffy and screamed,” Folks, where are the buses? Buses have left………..man damn……Hey lord why I am always late?”
Tanker,” He is mourning like he has just missed the marriage procession of his father’s marriage. Come dude well go back you have just missed the auspicious occasion.”
Bachha,” Yup ,man should I accompany you?” Pintu got the point and looked his-self in the mirror in gumti and with relaxation said,” Bring me a cup of tea and a Classic.”
Sid and Bachha looked at him and said simultaneously,” If you have had worried about this much about studies you would be at NASA.”
“ Well if I would be at NASA then all discoveries will be based on Female-Locating System in universe.” Pintu continues,” All the dollars will be flowing to India in our college because it has some glamorous chic in the world.”
Everybody laughed and Guriji said,” My son for your kind information this is not your college, you have admitted in some other college, basically only we guys who belongs to this college and you are an outsider.”
Pintu calmly,” My dear father, you know I had been coming to this building since 4 years and you are in just final year, your last year at college, I have life-time membership.”
Tanker,” Yes man I agree, even you know when his father needs to meet him he calls principle to search him.”
Sid,” Principle is the head of lost and found department also???????? I didn’t know this, well ask him to find that bio-tech girl who was in final year last year…..damn even her hostel mates don’t know about her, Pintu please ask Princi to find her.”
“ Sure well you must be not knowing but Mr. Mukherji also is the co-chairman of this department.”
And hooter screamed.
(Well rest is about to happen…………..)
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