Knowing Is Not Loving.-4

(Story goes on…….)

Roaming, hanging out, chatting and drinking are the major objectives of DAUNTLESS DUDES (DD). DD is a group whose founding members are: Guruji (Rohit Sharma), Helicopter (Mohit Thakur), Pintu (Pritesh Chopra), SP (Devraj Singh), Tanker (Avi Singh), Teli (Jitendra chohan), Sid (Sidharth Mukherji), Baccha (Shubendu Das), Takla (Shivendra Singh), and Chote (Sunny Verma). Now the fact about DD is that its founding members are the only members of the group. Well they have all the posts as any organization has, like;
All the members are president, every one is a member, party liaison is Helicopter, liquor department is majorly covered by Bachha, Helicopter and Tanker, and to give a start whoever is present at the moment and to finish all are there.
Bottom line they have motto something like ,” All for One, One for All”. Usually “One” here is considered as a bottle of liquor.
Now these are some reason why DD are living, one more thing they all have different subjects for graduation. And those who are in same course for them also they are like having different subjects, means if one is studying then other is by default don’t.
After last day’s aimless roaming all were exhausted but alive like thunder. Next day someone knocks on the door, around eight members of DD are acting of sleeping. None was opening the door, DD believes on the philosophy, ‘whoever speaks first, has to open the door’. After five minutes a shout came from outside,” Your Tiffin Boxes are placed here, get them when you feel hungry.
So this is 1 pm now, all were thinking then Sid broke the silence,” Buggers it’s 1 pm, now at least wake up, afternoon shift is about to go in 50 minutes.”
50 minutes, banged in every one’s head like a gong. In 10 minutes everyone is ready and to ride, they all are going to their college to meet their friends. Usually these friends consist of girls who know some other girls and who in continuation know other girls. Indirectly DD assumes they know every girl in college. Although their college starts at 8.30 am but classes completes at 1.15 pm.
Although every one is ready to rock except an exception who thought that if after bath if shaving one more time makes you rock star. After 10 minutes everyone is at Gumti near the college, doing their breakfast at 1.30 pm.
Helicopter,” You are an idiot, when you don’t know that today they have extra class then why have you brought us here?” said while flying on earth but without leaving ground.
Sid, “Hey bugger, at least I have informed you and if I hadn’t then you still must be under those sheets, and waiting your father to come to kick you in the butt.”
Takla while moving his fingers in his long hair,” Let it be man, at least now we can plan a movie, well what’s the day today?”
Suddenly Pintu arrives in jiffy and screamed,” Folks, where are the buses? Buses have left………..man damn……Hey lord why I am always late?”
Tanker,” He is mourning like he has just missed the marriage procession of his father’s marriage. Come dude well go back you have just missed the auspicious occasion.”
Bachha,” Yup ,man should I accompany you?” Pintu got the point and looked his-self in the mirror in gumti and with relaxation said,” Bring me a cup of tea and a Classic.”
Sid and Bachha looked at him and said simultaneously,” If you have had worried about this much about studies you would be at NASA.”
“ Well if I would be at NASA then all discoveries will be based on Female-Locating System in universe.” Pintu continues,” All the dollars will be flowing to India in our college because it has some glamorous chic in the world.”
Everybody laughed and Guriji said,” My son for your kind information this is not your college, you have admitted in some other college, basically only we guys who belongs to this college and you are an outsider.”
Pintu calmly,” My dear father, you know I had been coming to this building since 4 years and you are in just final year, your last year at college, I have life-time membership.”
Tanker,” Yes man I agree, even you know when his father needs to meet him he calls principle to search him.”
Sid,” Principle is the head of lost and found department also???????? I didn’t know this, well ask him to find that bio-tech girl who was in final year last year…..damn even her hostel mates don’t know about her, Pintu please ask Princi to find her.”
“ Sure well you must be not knowing but Mr. Mukherji also is the co-chairman of this department.”
And hooter screamed.

(Well rest is about to happen…………..)