Knowing Is Not Loving.

Most of the DD members got straight on hooter; some ran to the college building as to see their favorite pick of the session, some ran to the girls who have notes at the end of the session and rest are resting on wall, waiting if some one comes to them.
Guruji is not interested in this stuff although he is considered to be the best to hook up with anyone. And no doubt Pintu is his first disciple in the college, Guruji known as Guriji due to the fact he has comment for everything in the world.
Siddhi came to Guruji and said,” Well masters of disguise you guys were at the Movie Palace yesterday, coordinator saw you people there. He wants to see you guys tomorrow else love-letter sighned by Princi will be at your home.” Tanker,” Dude that why I never performed well in first year, atleast my faculties’ don’t know me.” Guruji dived in thoughts as Einstein is about to give ‘Theory of Relativity. Sidhi,” Don’t think too much, you guys have to come tomorrow, prepare your excuses.” Guruji,” And what it looks like I am trying to do, let it be, tomorrow’s problem will be seen tomorrow, so has she come?”
“Who? Sandra madam or chappan-tikli of yours or the chic of bio-tech?” Sidhi inquired.
Guruji,” Well today I need to be relax, so where is my Sandra?”
While they are talking one of their senior arrived, she heard the last statement,” Hello, have some shame she is pregnant, at least spare her.”
“Yaa, actually I feel guilty for that.”
“Good, now you are talking like a sensible person.”
“Yup mam, guilty for not helping her in this. You know I always wanted to help and appreciate her and……….”
“OK OK I got your point. You know you people are shameless, disgusting and idiots.”
“Yes mam, we know this. But tell me if we are gentle and sober than would you ever care to talk to us?”
“Don’t give me this crap. And Friday night, 6 pm, Bimbo Disco.”
“Reason?”
“Free liquor and free food and good music.”
“Got it. And how many others I am allowed to bring?”
“No need to bring anyone else, you know you guys are enough to rock the floor……..Also never give me that ridiculous reason of why I like you guys. I know you know that I am just like you. Have you seen our HOD?”
“Why? I believe he is good for nothing.”
“Hey, hey, watch your mouth, when your favorite madam can be Sandra Bullock than why our HOD can’t be like Al Pachino? See you guys later. And if going to movie message me. Bye.”
Till that moment all the Eskimos are back except Pintu, because all have given up the search in the aractic for hot water but Pintu hasn’t.
Sid,” It’s too difficult to find a good girl nowdays.”
Neena has also arrived.
“No my dear, it’s not at all difficult to find a nice girl nowadays, what really difficult is to find a single girl who is looking for someone and it is extremely difficult to find a girl whom you can make fool.” Neena said.
Guruji interrupted,” And important of all which is almost impossible, the girl who can at least believe us, and mind you I am not talking about trust here. Bacche this one is for you.”
Bachha,” Now what have I done now? OK got it you are talking about that BBA girl with whom I used to roam, well she was………..Actually anyone remembers her name?” and made a face like an innocent kid.
Tanker,” Learn from him guys, you people are trying like everything and this fellow, just makes this idiotic face like some bachha and gets the girl and after sometime forgets her name.”
Helicopter,” Friend, you know one thing. This innocent expression is not meant for our faces. Even I try with my every cell of body to do so all I can express that I need to go to pee. Not much.”
Sidhhi while looking at Neena,” Hey jerk, we are also standing here.”
“Yes man, if you respect girls then only girls will respect you and let you meet with their hostel-mates, am I right?” Guruji looked on their Sidhhi and Neena’s faces for acceptance.
Sidhhi,” Don’t look at me, this thing not gona work on me this time.”
Takla,” Yaa otherwise till this time you have made hundreds of pairs. And leave rest I really love her.”
“Whom?” Neena.
“Aaaa…….What is her name Sidhhi?”
“Look the height of true love, doesn’t even know the name of their true love. You people are jerk, we are leaving and if going somewhere in eve, inform me also.”
Neena and Sidhhi left, and Sid asked,” If every girl we know thinks that we are shit bags then why they always tell us that if going somewhere inform us?”
Bachha,” Dude they are our friends and actually and at least they understand that we are nice.”
“Where is our Romeo?” while looking in college campus Takla asked.
“Well stand on that wall and look if there is a crowd and people are laughing than he must be there only. Poor fellow he goes like Dev Aanad and becomes Johnny Walker.” Guruji showed pity for him.
“Yes, and you must feel bad, he is your best deciple.” Chote said.
“Yaa I was waiting that it had been quite a while, why you were not saying anything, Chote you got one doesn’t mean that you don’t need anyone else.” Guruji said.
“Leave it and get him.” Helicopter said.
“Look what he talking now.” Chote said,” As he doesn’t know the fact that until that guy won’t lock the college gate and farewell every single bus going to come back and scene not only finishes here then he goes to the next square till all the buses take their roots in different directions.”
“This is true.” Takla agreed.
“No let me bring him.” Sid said.
“Count him out now, even he is looking for the reason to go to him and get himself some pleasure for eyes. We are leaving see you guys at theatre.” Bachha said.
“No wait I’ll be back soon. Don’t listen to him.” Sid told to all guys and waited for approval.
Guruji said,” Hey man at least you must agree with Baccha, he is your cousin for God’s sake. See you and him at RTC, if you reach their before show time. Although since half an hour we are talking and inviting people for movie. Where and which movie we are going?”
All said in one voice,” We don’t know, who asked for the movie?”
Since no one remembers who asked they decided to have some food in belly and then will give the thought of movie. All left Sid and Pintu and went to their crib.
(Evening remains, day is not over yet, day has started…………….)