(So what’s next…….?)
Well it’s quit sure for SP that he can’t find these guys, but just as to please his heart he went to every corner of college, result he already knew.
While that time Riya asked Sid for a sandwich, do Sid asked,” You want a sandwich or the sandwich?”
Riya,” Means!”
Sid,” Well here we can get a sandwich but for the sandwich we need to go little far from here. I really want you to eat a special one not just anything ordinary.”
Riya,” But I have a bus to catch in half an hour.”
Sid,” Great, we have all the time on earth, let’s move from here.”
Riya,” What about Sadhana and Pintu, they will search for us. Also SP must be looking for us.”
Sid,” We will come back soon, they will be here only.”
Riya thought that treat from Sid and going out with him will be fun, why not take a chance, and rest guys are ‘good for nothing.’
Riya,” Then be fast.”
Sid and Riya were going to where nobody knows, reason is simple Sid hates sandwiches and he does not know any place for a sandwich. Suddenly bike stopped, Sid checked and found tank is empty.
Sid,” Sorry Riya madam, we have to walk for a while until the next petrol pump comes.”
Riya cursing herself for this. A sandwich is lot better than walking in sunshine of May’s summer. On petrol pump Sid very royally asked the pump man to fill the tank and when opened his purse he only had fifty bucks. Sid,” Hey dear, if you don’t mind can you give me three hundred rupees, I’m running short of money. I will give you tomorrow. Sorry but ……….”
Riya,” It’s OK dear, no problem, what are friends for.”
After driving for a mile Riya asked Sid,” Where’s that shop? I’m getting late.”
Sid,” I think we have taken a wrong turn. I hate this place all turns are same. And if I’m not wrong this road ends at our college.”
Riya furiously,” Then just go there, at least I can catch the bus.”
Sid,” No we will catch the bus from another square.”
Riya,” No Sid, please go to college.” She said this whole sentence with full of her anger with admirable control.
Sid dropped her at college gate and left for the room.
Riya saw Sadhana and went to her, Riya,” Total waste, you know I was thinking to make him spent money but that guy took three hundred rupees from me.”
Sadhana screamed with craziness,” What?”
Riya,” You are freaking out as you have spent the money.”
Sadhana,” Actually Pintu also took money from me, told me that he needs to get the petrol for his bike and promised me that he will come back and then after dinner will leave me home.
Suddenly a shout came from their back,” Madams are you coming by bus or going with someone.”
It was bus’s driver. Riya and Sadhana looked each other in eyes and started running towards bus.
Sid found Pintu in a gumti near a girl’s hostel.
As they were sipping tea and Pintu was busy in making rings of smoke, SP arrived.
SP,” Buggers, I have told you thousands times that not come when I am hunting.”
Pintu,” Man real hunter never hunts for a long time. Dude you know ‘ I came, I saw, I conquer’ and got the prize.” Pintu waved three hundred rupees in air.
Sid,” Fair deal SP, who has guts, will get the tank full of petrol.”
SP got the idea that they both had made fool out of girls.
SP,” So where are we going now for party.”
Pintu,” Now you are talking, well dude where ever you say.”
Sid,” Folks what about those losers at room.”
SP,” In three hundred rupees do you wish to invite whole city?”
Pintu,” He is right. We are going to pub.”
SP,” Who will return the money to girls?”
Sid,” We don’t go to them, they come to us, and what if they can’t find us?”
He saw in sky like a thinker. Pintu also nodded his head in agreement, and said,” Only SP sir goes to them as they are his eternal love.”
SP,” What man, what love…..they are my friends and even I’m also not going to college tomorrow. I’m starting studies from tomorrow.”
“If you don’t have hang over tomorrow.”
They laughed a lot and then went to the pub of their choice.
At room everyone was waiting for these guys, at 8’o clock Guruji broke the silence,” Well three eternal lovers are together, they must be having drinks somewhere or must be waiting for some girl to have a look at them.
Tanker,” May be. Bacche, come on we are not waiting for them, let’s bring some for us.”
Guruji,” I’m going home, tomorrow we have to be at college.”
Chote,”Yaa, like since the start of semester going to college daily.”
Takla,” Stay man, we will drink like a fish, as you say and then will dance.”
Chote,” Now pint drinkers are talking about getting drunk.”
Bachha,” Hey Guru, don’t make us beg, and tell me what you will have with drinks, only cigarettes or something else.”
Guruji with a thought,” When drinking then only drinking and cigarettes are only snake I love.”
Tanker,” Now you are talking. Tomorrow’s tension will be solved tomorrow. As far as home thing is there, we will go with you if you don’t get any conveyance.”
Guruji,” It’s nothing you are going to do, it is something you have to do for me.”
Chote,” And what about college tomorrow?”
Bachha,” Shut up and go talk to your wife. Shit beg.”
Helicopter,” Let’s go Bachhe.”
Tanker,” Don’t fly so soon, at least take a beg and bring something to eat. And you please don’t talk except at wine shop.”
Helicopter,” Speak less man, I will take care man.”
Tanker,” How many persons are we, say?”
Helicopter counted for a while and said,” Ten, means at least four bottles.”
Takla,” Look, flying without fuel, three are not here. We are only seven.”
Helicopter,” Where are they, they haven’t come since then?”
Chote,” At least now he know that three are not here.”
Tanker,” Tell me do you even know why are we drinking?”
Helicopter,” Must be someone’s b’day.”
Takla,” Whose?”
Helicopter,” Yaa now I got it today is SP’s b’day.”
Chote,” Very good, and we are celebrating without him to show respect to him. Are you OK?”
Hwlicopter,” He is not here.”
Bachha,” Then who do you think is missing here?”
Takner,” Guruji, please take care of him, otherwise till morning he won’t have any idea about what is going on?”
Guruji,” Heli man, we are drinking without any reason and seven people are here. So don’t fuzz yourself and bring two packs of cigarettes.”
Hwlicopter,” Now I understand, it is simple why to have any reason when wish to drink and I am manager, tell me the requirements, I will fulfill them.”
Tanker,” OK damager sir, kindly move your black butt from here and be back it’s already late. Shops get close soon nowadays.”
Helicopter,” Buddy, I am going, tell me when you need it and how much. Anytime man, anytime.”
Takla,” What about this time?”
Helicopter seriously looked at clock,” Yes we are very late, Bachhe what are you making us late?”
Helicopter got hyper after knowing the time.
Baccha,” I am standing behind you and ready to leave.”
Helicopter,” Come fast.”
He almost ran to the door as something is very urgent.
Tanker,” I still don’t understand how he will manage a wife?”
Guruji,” Dude, that tension will come later. For time being the big task for him to be back.”
Takla,” Baccha will bring him somehow.”
Guruji,” You know who went with who? We know both, one is exceedingly grown up and other is not ready to enter the childhood from infant level.”
Chote,” Agree, Guruji, you are always right. Only problem is when you get tight.”
Tanker,” Let’s arrange the room for drinks.”
Chote,” Yes kick all the stuff in one room and get the newspaper from 2nd floor and 3rd floor, tell them we have to prepare a report and then get a big polly beg to stuff all garbage in that. Very big task man.”
“Shut up.” All screamed together.
Sid, Pintu and SP dropped at room at 2’o clock night till then Guruji went to home and rest were asleep.
(Wait for next day, something exciting may happen………..!)
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
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