Monday, February 16, 2009

Knowing Is Not Loving.

(Wait for next day, something exciting may happen………..!)


Well one by one all were woke up till afternoon. Suddenly Pintu started computer and shouted,” Where is ‘Hassil’?”
Tanker who was just rose screamed back,” This is not your dad’s house so don’t shout. And what ‘Hassil’ and where were you last night?”
Pintu,” Don’t you know ‘Hassil’, Sid wake up man, he doesn’t know ‘Hassil’. Dude ‘Hassil’ is not some hassil, it is ‘The Movie- Hassil’!”
Tanker,” It’s OK, but what is the big deal about it?”
Pintu,” Well you must see it man, everyone knows about it and you don’t, your half life is waste.”
Bachha while brushing his teeth,” Well I agree, let’s watch it. Open E drive and in the bhajan folder, there is a folder name Maa, open it all movies are there and yes make it visible also they are hidden.”
Pintu,” That’s why I always search for movies and never get one.”
Chote,” You know if it is not done then you would have made this room a theatre and never let another person do anything else.”
Pintu,” If you guys don’t like me here than tell me, I will not come again.”
SP,” We have already told you many times but you never listen.”
Pintu,” Well from next time I will not come here…………..HAPPY.”
Tanker,” Last time also you said the same thing.”
Pintu,” We are friends’ folks, how can I leave you guys?”
Tanker,” But we are always ready to leave you man.”
While their conversation movie started and Pintu sat in front of it. Others were talking about to go on some picnic.
Bachha,” Let’s go to Mandav.”
Chote,” No let’s go to somewhere else.”
SP,” Do you really always have to deny on first choice?”
Chote,” Actually my second girl friend is very loyal to me therefore I believe that first option is always bad.”
SP,” That’s quit logical, but we always have first option to pick.”
While they all are arguing, Guruji came; he is wearing a kurta-pajama. As Pintu sees him he started screaming again,” Hey Rohit come, I am watching ‘Hassil’ and dude do you have to go to some rally or what? Actually you are looking like Irfan Khan.”
Guruji,” OK I am coming wait”, Guruji turned to the guys,” So what’s going on?”
Sid,” They are planning for picnic and just returned from Mandav and only God knows how many places they will cover while talking. Just talks will happen, nothing is going to convert in a reality.”
Pintu,” I agree.”
Tanker,” You bugger, are you watching movie or listing to our talks? Shut you mouth and watch quietly else I will throw you out.”
Guruji,” I had been asking to go to Kushalgarh since a long time but nobody wishes to go there.”
Baccha,” Yaa let’s go there, I have also heard about the place a lot. And we will have a planned picnic not just like we always have ours, talk for some place, start for another and reaches to elsewhere which we never talked about. I will manage all the things.”
Guruji,” So when are you planning to go?”
SP,” Let’s see.”
Guruji,” Then you guys just tell me when are we going.”
Sid,” What is that place?”
Guruji,” Well it’s a haunted place and people are not allowed to go there in dark and it is used as a fort for war, they have canons of their kinds over there. People say you can find gold over there in dust only if you are lucky?”
SP,” How many lucky people you know?”
Guruji,” None but I am quit impressed and fascinated by the place as my dad has denied for the place at first then I convinced him by saying that we will go in day time. He told me the way to reach there.”
Tanker,” You know exactly otherwise we are there and asking for roads?”
Guruji,” Look I remember the initial point rest we will discover.”
Chote,” My Guruji, you know me and takla are recovering from jaundice and takla is sick again and I am again feeling the weakness again. So please don’t drag us.”
Tanker,” First you get well then we will go.”
Guruji,” Yup that would be fine.”
Sid,” Pintu you will come with us or not? Because according to the legend told by the Guru place is haunted.”
Pintu,” No not at all and also I suggest you guys also not to go. Because people like you are not fit for dangerous and unknown place.”
SP,” Why? You and your family is fit.”
Pintu,” Yes because we are civilized people.”
Tanker,”Yaa guys true. There are people in forest where no one goes and we have to be well behaved otherwise animals will feel bad and also…………” SP tried to interrupt Tanker signaled him to stop,” they will complaint to his daddy. Idiot we are not civilized therefore we are fit for the place.”
Guruji,” Let it be. So we are on, Chote get well soon and now for God sake don’t drink tank’s water. That tank is not cleaned since it is made.”
Pintu,” Also ask these guys to wear pants always wearing under pants and having their hands everywhere on their body then with without washing eating.”
Tanker shouted,” Shut up or get out.”
Takla,” You leave here, eat here, sleep here do everything here and poking us. Have some guilty your home is just half km from here and you just stick here only.”
Chote,” And also you know you have a pair of a parents who consider you as their child so make them feel so sometimes.”
Bachha,” True.”
Sid,” Now everyone is behind him and forgot what we were talking.”
Guruji,” It’s decided, let’s watch movie.”
Tanker,” Yes. But I have to have a cup of tea first.”
Guruji,” Start again.”
Pintu,” Why watch from here only.”
Guruji,” Shut up man and start.”
Rest got busy and movie starts again. After 20 minutes tanker come and said,” Start from again.”
Pintu replied,” Why man? I am seeing this thing second time.”
Tanker,” Sorry dear, I am sorry I asked you to do so. Now kindly move your butt from here I have to shut down the system.”
Pintu,” Why? Can’t you see we are watching movie.”
Tanker,” For your kind information this is my system. Choice is yours, start again or …..”
Pintu has to restart the movie again, similarly by various demands, movie has been started again and again.

(The day is passing by with ‘Hassil’ again and again……….)

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